Finally seeing how people find my blog. Here are your favorite Google search keywords:
Sonohystogram: Not as bad as it’s cracked up to be.
Sex after a sonohystogram: Not as good as it’s cracked up to be.
Harry Potter enema arse: ???
Balebusta: me, sort of
K’deirah blech: bringing joy and hot food to your home and mine
injection needles on shabbos: one word for you ā heter
triathlon training ironman: boy, you were sorely disappointed, no?
passover joke: yup, that’s my life
enema “to shit”: best of luck with that – you have my sympathies
“chilul hashem” 2007: my life in a nutshell š
how to lose weight from luveris: umm, stop taking it?
how long before labor begins if already dilated to 3 centimeters: you got me – but if I ever get there, I’ll let you know
“mock embryo transfer” instructions: umm yeah – aleve
modiin: our new home, unless we move somewhere else (more on this ongoing nightmare motzi shabbos)
Good shabbos or shavua tov depending on what time it is in your neck of the woods!
What to Expect When You're Not Expecting 
What’s this with “maybe”. We’re waiting for you here in Modi’in. We won’t take “no” for an answer!
Um yeah, I’m with anonymous… Modi’in is a cool place (though August is a kind of less cool month… definitely only rent with air conditioning :-))